Monday, December 8, 2008

Comment maintenir la peau belle et luisante

How to maintain beautiful, glowing skin

you will need :
1 tbs of tomato paste
or
1 tomato

eat this daily. in 3 months, the tomatoes will prevent sunburn of fair skin by 75%. the tomatoes will also curb the production of melanin in the skin.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Corriger la décoloration de vos cheveux teints

Correct discolouration of your dyed hair

if you are blonde and you notice a ... SHOCK ... green growth among your strands and no amount of washing will permanently correct this, the treatment is really easy. all you need is a BOTTLE OF KETCHUP. douse the ketchup all over your hair and sandwich. massage it into the hair and let it sit for 3 minutes, longer if you can stand your hair smelling like pizza. rinse properly. your blonde locks will shimmer like new!

wait, in the first place, why is my blonde hair turning green? the answer? MOULD and FUNGUS. due to humidity and improperly dried hair, these two fiends will thrive in your hair, thus producing this off the shade greenish hue.

if you are a brunette or red head and you colour job is fading, all you need is an obscenely strong cup of tea. how strong? say, 10 to 15 bags to 250ml of boiling water. let the tea stand, and remember to dunk the bags occasionally, for 20 minutes. once the tea is cool enough for you to handle, pour it all over your hair slowly, pretending you are relishing every tea drenching moment of this. once that's done, rinse your hair. repeat this for the next 6 days. by the end of the week, you'll have vibrantly glossy hair.

if you have black hair and you are facing discolouration, admit it darling, you're getting old. the only thing that can save you? a bottle of cheap, DIY dye.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Exfoliant du visage fondamental

Basic Facial Exfoliant

you will need :
some walnuts
honey

ground the walnuts till very fine. make sure you ground the nuts ONLY, throw the shells away, they are very abbraisive. once the walnuts are nice and fine, mix'em with some honey. and voila, you got your self a very basic and moisturising scrub! use it once a week on your face or apply on plain cupcakes. DELICIOUS!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

le Profil de Beauté de Marisol


Glowing skin like eva Longoria is achievable

L'enlèvement progressif de tache de naissance

Progressive birthmark removal

you have an unsightly birthmark and want it remove. but alas, alas! you cannot bear the pain of surgery or laser!

what you can do is get some extra virgin olive oil and apply the oil onto the birthmark and massage it in till it is all absorbed by the skin. do this every day.

within 4 to 6 months ( who says its a fast process? ) the birthmark will completely disappear, just like magic.

Délicieux et hydrater des cheveux masquent

Delicious and hydrating hair mask

you will need :
1/2 of a ripe avocado
2 tablespoons honey

mash the avocado into a smooth pulp. mix in the honey into the mashed avocado. apply this mask liberally on your hair, concentrating more on the hair shaft and ends. make sure it is distributed evenly. let it sit for 5 to 10 minutes. rinse it off after the session.

if you have any leftover mask, it is very good as a spread on toasted sourdough bread. this can aslo be used top hydrate dry, flaky skin (like the skin area on your knees, elbows or your neck, if you are over 80). just massage it in and leave it on for 25 to 30 minutes.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Miroiter de l'émission de cheveux

Shimmering hair programme

you will need :
a glass of good vodka or gin
juice of 1 fresh lime
a glass of champagne

mix the vodka or gin with the fresh lime juice. after your mandatory shampoo, DO NOT CONDITION. instead rinse hair with this. flash rinse hair in cold water after that. the champagne is for you to drink.

vodka and gin seals hair shafts nice and smooth while lime juice is rich in Vitamin C, a natural hair conditioner. the juice also actually masks the alcoholic smell of the vodka (gin smells lovely). you would not want to leave the house smelling like Amy Winehouse, do you?

les broussailles correctives pour la peau ternee

corrective scrub for dull skin

2 tablespoons fine rice flour
2 tablespoons coarse sugar
2 teaspoons honey

dabble a wee bit of water into the rice flour, enough to turn it into a thick paste. once that consistency is obtained, mix in the honey and finally the coarse sugar. ensure the texture is gritty yet soft and crumbly. apply this over your face and massage in gentle, circular motion. rinse off.

rice flour is a natural skin whitener, the coarse sugar acts as an exfoliant and the honey is a moisturiser.

if you are uncomfortable with the sugary texture of the scrub, you may replace it with coarse sea salt.

feeling very Richie Rich? do yourself a favour honey and go for a professional facial ok?

Se débarasser des yeux bouffis

Get rid of puffy eyes

you will need :
2 chamomile tea bags
a cup of icy cold water

dunk the teabags in to the cold water and let it seep for 3 minutes. pat the teabags dry gently with some towels and place the bags over your eyes. sit back, relax and let the flowers do their magic for you within the next 45 minutes. longer if you 'accidentally' fall asleep while waiting.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

le Profil de Beauté de Marisol


Look as radiant as Eva Mendes

la formule corrective pour la rougeur

corrective formula for redness on the face

some Bicarbonate of Soda
a few drops of clean water

mix it up to form a THICK paste. apply it over the redness. rinse it off after 5 minutes.

ALTERNATIVELY...

you may use an eye drop that contains witch hazel. drop a few drops over the redness and let it dry naturally. remember, anything that soothes red eyes can help soothe red, painful blotches on your face as well.

L'empêchement de visage excessivement huileux

Prevention of excessively oily face

2 tablespoons uncooked oatmeal
2 tablespoons plain yoghurt

mix them all together. after the mandatory facial wash, apply this mask liberally over your face, avoiding eye area contact. let it sit for 15 minutes. rinse off or eat it up with strawberries. wear this on twice a week and you'll get soft, lovely skin.

Oatmeal is a very good oil absorbent. When eaten regularly, oatmeal helps to reduce body cholesterol level as well.

Pour les cheveux brillants lisses

For smooth shiny hair

You will need :
1 juicy lemon or lime
lots of courage

squeeze the citrus juice into a bowl. shampoo your hair as per normal. Replace your conditioner with this citrus juice. drench it all over your hair and massage it well, paying especial attention to the hair's shaft and ends. leave it on for 3 minutes. This is the part where your courage comes in... Rinse your hair with icy cold water. The colder, the smoother your hair will be. Better to use refrigerated tap water.

Towel dry and dry with a hair dryer set to COOL.

Pour empêcher des cheveux graisseux et huileux

To prevent greasy and oily hair

This is applicable best for long hair.

All you will need is :
A handful of talcum powder.

Ensure your hair and scalp is really greasy and sticky ( i know its sad, but some people DO have this scalp type ) Sprinkle on your scalp some talcum powder. massage the powder into your scalp till the skin feels nice and dry. Let it sit for 5 minutes. During this time, get yourself a hair brush ( NOT a hair comb ) and a hair dryer. flip your head down ( this means you are bending down, looking at your feet ), switch on the hairdryer and set it to COOL and brush your hair through. Keep doing this until you can see no trace of powder on your hair. now, you have beautiful, soft hair that's volumnious and smells great!



Or you could try washing your hair properly or get a good shampoo.

La recette pour hydrate profondément des cheveux masquent

Recipe for a deeply hydrating hair mask

2 tablespoons of Honey
3 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
2 tablespoons of your regular hair conditioner

mix the two together. apply this mask after your routine shampoo. make sure hair is 75% dry. you can achieve this by roughly towel drying your hair.

let the mask sit on your hair for 15 minutes, more if you have more time.

Honey is nature's moisturiser. Honey is also actually capable of capturing moisture from the air and releasing it onto your hair, face or skin.

Lemon juice is rich in Vitamin C, a natural hair conditioner. this will leave your hair glossy and smooth

Monday, November 3, 2008

Introduction

welcome to la beaute d'Antoinette.

in this blog, i shall share with you beauty secrets and marvellous tricks to spruce up your dull lives.

ladies and gentlemen, you are on your way to gorgeousness...