Sunday, March 28, 2010

améliorer votre lueur de peau

Improve your skin's glow

You will need:
1/2 cucumber, pureed
1tbs honey
1tbs youghurt

mix everything well. apply liberally on your face, avoiding the eye area. leave in for 5 to 10 minutes, doing this twice a week, preferably in the morning, when skin is at its most purest state.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Comment maintenir la peau belle et luisante

How to maintain beautiful, glowing skin

you will need :
1 tbs of tomato paste
or
1 tomato

eat this daily. in 3 months, the tomatoes will prevent sunburn of fair skin by 75%. the tomatoes will also curb the production of melanin in the skin.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Corriger la décoloration de vos cheveux teints

Correct discolouration of your dyed hair

if you are blonde and you notice a ... SHOCK ... green growth among your strands and no amount of washing will permanently correct this, the treatment is really easy. all you need is a BOTTLE OF KETCHUP. douse the ketchup all over your hair and sandwich. massage it into the hair and let it sit for 3 minutes, longer if you can stand your hair smelling like pizza. rinse properly. your blonde locks will shimmer like new!

wait, in the first place, why is my blonde hair turning green? the answer? MOULD and FUNGUS. due to humidity and improperly dried hair, these two fiends will thrive in your hair, thus producing this off the shade greenish hue.

if you are a brunette or red head and you colour job is fading, all you need is an obscenely strong cup of tea. how strong? say, 10 to 15 bags to 250ml of boiling water. let the tea stand, and remember to dunk the bags occasionally, for 20 minutes. once the tea is cool enough for you to handle, pour it all over your hair slowly, pretending you are relishing every tea drenching moment of this. once that's done, rinse your hair. repeat this for the next 6 days. by the end of the week, you'll have vibrantly glossy hair.

if you have black hair and you are facing discolouration, admit it darling, you're getting old. the only thing that can save you? a bottle of cheap, DIY dye.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Exfoliant du visage fondamental

Basic Facial Exfoliant

you will need :
some walnuts
honey

ground the walnuts till very fine. make sure you ground the nuts ONLY, throw the shells away, they are very abbraisive. once the walnuts are nice and fine, mix'em with some honey. and voila, you got your self a very basic and moisturising scrub! use it once a week on your face or apply on plain cupcakes. DELICIOUS!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

le Profil de Beauté de Marisol


Glowing skin like eva Longoria is achievable

L'enlèvement progressif de tache de naissance

Progressive birthmark removal

you have an unsightly birthmark and want it remove. but alas, alas! you cannot bear the pain of surgery or laser!

what you can do is get some extra virgin olive oil and apply the oil onto the birthmark and massage it in till it is all absorbed by the skin. do this every day.

within 4 to 6 months ( who says its a fast process? ) the birthmark will completely disappear, just like magic.

Délicieux et hydrater des cheveux masquent

Delicious and hydrating hair mask

you will need :
1/2 of a ripe avocado
2 tablespoons honey

mash the avocado into a smooth pulp. mix in the honey into the mashed avocado. apply this mask liberally on your hair, concentrating more on the hair shaft and ends. make sure it is distributed evenly. let it sit for 5 to 10 minutes. rinse it off after the session.

if you have any leftover mask, it is very good as a spread on toasted sourdough bread. this can aslo be used top hydrate dry, flaky skin (like the skin area on your knees, elbows or your neck, if you are over 80). just massage it in and leave it on for 25 to 30 minutes.